by Jayne Goodwall March 8, 2009
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Jack:"Why does Carl always go to the bathroom with Veronica, leaving with a smile on his face?"
John:"Because Veronica is a dirty blumpkin whore."
"Adam got a blumpkin from that skank."
"Stacy is giving a blumpkin to that guy with HIV."
John:"Because Veronica is a dirty blumpkin whore."
"Adam got a blumpkin from that skank."
"Stacy is giving a blumpkin to that guy with HIV."
by KevinDeath January 4, 2008
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1. Dego:"Where is Alex tonight?"
Jordan:"Smokin the reefer"
Dego:"Silly Blumpkin"
2. "Damn after alex fell asleep, I was taking a fat shit and his sister kristen came in and gave me a blumpkin. Damn she can suck a mean dick"
Jordan:"Smokin the reefer"
Dego:"Silly Blumpkin"
2. "Damn after alex fell asleep, I was taking a fat shit and his sister kristen came in and gave me a blumpkin. Damn she can suck a mean dick"
by The Dego July 24, 2008
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Guy 1: dude my girlfriend game me the best blumpkin ever.
Guy 2: really what the motherfucking shit is that.
Guy 1: its means i was dropping a massive deuce when she sucked my weiner off.
Guy 2: really you lucky son of a bitch you came and pooped at the same time i wish i new what feels like.
Guy 1: its the best feeling ever, I was cumming and shitting at same time.
Guy 2: really what the motherfucking shit is that.
Guy 1: its means i was dropping a massive deuce when she sucked my weiner off.
Guy 2: really you lucky son of a bitch you came and pooped at the same time i wish i new what feels like.
Guy 1: its the best feeling ever, I was cumming and shitting at same time.
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