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Agnostic

Someone who looks on the science side of things.
Aethiest: there is no God
Agnostic: prove it

Christian:there is one god
Agnostic: prove it

Polyeithic person: there are many gods
Agnostic: prove it
by Panic!atthesocialevent November 12, 2017
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agnostic

ok its not a pussy version of atheism so dont let people tell you that, its basically a person who is intelligent and openminded because christians are usually not intelligent and not open minded while atheist are usually intelligent but not open minded.
it is the belief that even tho theres no proof that god exists, theres no proof that he does exist

heres the stupidest thing i ever found about agnostics

Strong atheists often question the special treatment weak atheists – and theists – give to religion. If they believe that the tooth fairy or Santa Claus do not exist, why are they willing to give God a benefit of the doubt?

they are willing to give god the benefit of the doubt because there is no proof that he doesnt exist. there is proof that santa and the easter bunny dont exist your parents tell you they dont exist when your a kid
im agnostic not some brainwashed idiot(religious person) and not some close mided smart man(atheist)
by jhjnjkklmk November 28, 2006
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asstistic

'ass-TIST-ik'. Noun. A statistic that is 'pulled out of one's ass', or made to sound valid but is actually made up.
'asstistical' and 'asstistically' are the adjective and adverbial forms respectively.
Bob: I read about some college did a study that found when monkeys were given marijuana they learned to solve puzzles faster than the ones that weren't.
Fred: What college was that - Asstistic University?
by oolong August 19, 2006
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Agnostic Cooch

A vagina that has never experienced an orgasm, there for it does not believe that they exsist.
Did you know that sue has an agnostic cooch?
by giamKS January 1, 2008
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Asstastic

Asstastic is a combination of "Ass" and "Fantastic." Was created as a satire of all words that ironically mean "excellent," such as cool, wicked, tight, gnarly and sick.
"I just saw Sin City! It was Asstastic!"
by Heather M. May 6, 2005
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asstastic

an ass that's better than an ass
whoa, that ass, is asstastic!

dude what's that mean?

It means that's not a normal ass! ITS BETTER
by kelsxoxogiggles November 14, 2010
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agnostic philosophist

someone who believes no one is correct on how we got here and why and that we possibly may never know, and instead comes up with random theories and proof of theories in their everyday life then chooses their favorite to believe for the day, week, etc.
Boy 1: Isn't that girl over there an atheist?
Boy 2: No I hear she's an "agnostic philosophist"
Boy 1: The hell is that?
Boy 2: I think someone who thinks there's nothing to be known of the existence of god/gods and instead comes up with their own theories to believe in.
by noreligionneeded March 6, 2015
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