AssCats

A rare but potent STD contracted from having buttsex with cats. Most noticeable symptoms are brown curly hair, small tittys, a bad smell and strangely colored pubic hair. (such as polkadots)

-Dude, that chick is one fine mamajamba.
-Yo stay away from her man, Bitch got asscats!

by nicandjon February 8, 2006

Assnut

Peanuts that are lodged in one's ass.

Yo dude, I'm harvesting assnuts... You want any?

by Fredrick Weasley March 21, 2009

Asscube

When someone places an icecube down their pants and into their butcrack, then removes it and throws it at another person-resulting in a bruise

holy shit that guy gave me the worst asscube yesterday! its still throbing

by ishbarningtar July 10, 2010

assnuts

A person who has had over nine cocks in their ass at once. Usually a male.

Jake Kelly is SUCH an assnuts!

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Assbutt

Somebody who often does mean or cruel things to their friends.

The other day Josh told me I was dumb so I called him an assbutt.

by Evil Faerie January 24, 2011

asscunt

1. A rather large and portly woman, typically condescending and large of bosom. Her "expertise" is narrow, her girth is not.
2. A homosexual man who is lesbian in nature, often lightheartedly referred to as: light in the loafers. A.K.A. a fairy.
3. One who enjoys the ungodly pleasures of anal stimulation.

Cameron asscunt Mannheim, Boy asscunt George, Clay asscunt Akin, Paris asscunt Hilton

by Andrew B. Banta February 2, 2009

asscunt

when someone is such an asshole...it spreads to other regions.

you are the biggest asscunt I have ever seen.....do you have a sharpie?

by imperviouslyred September 25, 2006