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assrack

The antler-like tattoo found on the sacral area of certain hopefully hot women, usually exposed when they bend over wearing low rise pants. Implies future consentual boning. See trampstamp and backrack.
I tapped dat ho wit da assrack while listening to 50 Cent. Yo!
by r.s.Reeves February 17, 2008
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Assjack

a person that so offends every bodily sense, this person often acts like a buffoon and cannot commit to the social norm. this person is therefore sensually offense, dim witted, physically unfit and is desired by only the most munterish of woman and must have a form of disability that inhibits their motor skills by making their hands constantly click and this kind of person usually has a fat waste of oxygen family.
me: hey assjack

assjack: derpa herpa clickity click

friend: u dumb

assjack: that dont say dumb thats dum B

friend: *punch in face*
by DrToeFingers November 21, 2011
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assjack

The backwards form of the favorite word jackass, originating from the show Everybody Loves Raymond.
That dude is such an assjack!
by MSN April 20, 2006
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assbasket

a term of endearment only used for the special people featured in our daily lives. not to be used on tramps, whores, stupid people, etc.
You duck eating assbasket!
by brighteyesgirl December 31, 2009
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assjack

You assjack, quit being a silly poon
by hydroponics May 26, 2003
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assjackal

noun) Jon; boyfriend of kelly.
Man, Jon is such an assjackal...with his...yo yo...and pink suspenders!
by Buttskull May 6, 2005
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assjack

someone being really stupid or someone who can't get his priorities straight because he got no ka-hunas!!!
Nick!!, go turn the damn CD player off now u ass-jack!!!
by adam cristallini July 18, 2003
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