micklepock [bum crack] [ass cleavage]

the top of your ass crack that usually reveals itself when you bend over.
i.e. builders bum

"dude, check out the chicks micklepock bum crack ass cleavage... i'd love to give it a lick."

"god damn i've got an itchy micklepock bum crack ass cleavage."

"woah!!! mate, pull up your trousers. your micklepock bum crack ass cleavage is giving me the stink eye"

by Lukris Aaromatt January 15, 2009

ass in a crack

Got/get yourself in trouble.

So, got your ass in a crack again?

Suck to be you.

by Appauling July 10, 2014

Ass Crack

The act of putting cocaine in ones asshole and sniffing it out

ME : *SNIFFFF*
ME: Thanks for the ass crack
Hooker: No prob

by ThatOneDud November 5, 2018

ass crack ugly

When “ugly” just doesn’t fully describe it !

Man , that girl was ass crack ugly !

by Cam11 September 6, 2019

ass crack of america

A phrase most commonly used to describe Ft. Polk Louisiana.

"I have to spend two weeks in the ass crack of america."

by Tibbles69 July 11, 2022

Cracked Ass

(VERB) Ripping a nasty fart
A fart so intense it cracks a new one

1. Ugh, it smells like someone CRACKED ASS in here!

2. It was fun until the guy in front of me starting cracking ass

by The_StinkFooted_DingBat November 11, 2022

Giant-fucking-ass-crack

This is used when a woman has had to much for one night

Wow my Giant-fucking-ass-crack hurts let's continue later

by Nespa December 19, 2021