Arion

awesome, sarcastic, cares about the smallest things; knows exactly what to say or what not to say, and when he says the worst thing to say it's intentional to get you to make the "angry face" then laugh. He is an extremist when it comes to opinions and thinks about thinks that most people don't think about. He has a lot of knowledge on the little things and grasps a lot of street smarts. He works hard at pleasing everyone and has a hard working ethic which is a huge plus. He's got broad shoulders and is shorter than his friends but still way taller than you. He has an extreme sense of humor and is very protective over the one's he cares for, especially when it comes to family. He tends to be a procrastinator, but... that is the way business gets done. Unfortunately, he gets along too much with your brother and comes up with "nefarious plans" while you are away. Very decent man that takes full responsibility and works too hard to make you happy. Unfortunately, farting on the girlfriend is including as "embracing true love". I've been dating one for two and a half years and the interesting name is a plus! They also have big feet!

Oh Lord, that smells like an Arion fart.
Very funny...you are such an Arion!
Only an Arion would start on a project the night before and make it still turn out awesome.
Aw, you are such an Arion! (curteous state)
Aw man! You are such an Arion! (gaseous state)
Why do you hang out with my brother so much??? I swear, sometimes you seem like such an Arion.
Oh look! It's Arion-foot!
There are so few Arions in the world. I feel so lucky to have caught one.

by Sock in Solitude December 9, 2012

Arijana

a girl that thinks shes fugly when she definitely NOT. According us (guys) shes got the best booty ever VERY NICE. she is my best friend :).

THE WAY Arijana WALKS IS FUCKING HOT AND FUCKING AMAZING

by charlietinthechocolatefactory November 22, 2011

Arizona Speedbump

After you have intercourse with a female, you run over her with a car.

That bitch is about to be on the receiving end of an Arizona Speedbump.

by vegan pudding February 3, 2008

arieonna

The most beautiful, pretty, cute, funniest and most special person you can ever meet to the point where the second you payed you eye on her you knew you fell in love.

Arieonna is my bestie and i love her.

by Danny reedy August 16, 2017

Arizona SlapJack

The act of slapping a woman after intercorse with a used condom.

"Dude, I gave her a nasty Arizona Slapjack when I was done. it made the plop noise and everything"

by JoeGrizzly October 21, 2011

Arizona Jeans

Pretty cool, hard wearing jeans - good quality American jeans - don't kid yourself they are nice -they fit me really well and I'm a body builder and they look great.

Nice jeans Arizona Jeans are nice, reasonably priced and wear well

by Jeffeejames December 9, 2012

Arizona Republic

1. Arizona's/Phoenix's most popular newspaper and, conincidentally, the worst newspaper on the planet.
2. A Phoenix paper in which death counts of soldiers in Iraq are A10 news, and some bullshit about AIMS testing is A1/front page news.
3. A Phoenix paper which publicly endorsed Bush during the election of 2004, effectively killing any reputation it had for unbiased/non-partisan reporting.

"just when i thought the EV Tribune was one step above the Republic, they publish this crap."

by 83 May 31, 2005