apple

THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY ORANGE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, RED MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN A APPLE AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.
Woah, look at that badass over there eating an apple

yea apples rock

by MamaLeeLee May 04, 2014

apple

An edible pomaceous fruit in the genus Malus related to pears.

The apple is an edible pomaceous fruit in the genus Malus relatedto pears.

by Plantwriter November 12, 2008

apples

Stairs. From the cockney rhyming slang Apples and Pears = stairs

Get up the apples its well past your bed time you lady!

by Rich Lawson May 23, 2005

apple

Apple:
company behind:
Apple Macintosh (1984+)
iMac (1999?)
Mac Mini (2005)
iPod (2001)
iSight
iSync
iTunes
iCal
Mac OS X (10)
System 7,6 ect

iWill log into my iMac G5, iSync my iPhoto files to Mi iPod Photo.

by the1bigboy March 23, 2005

Apple

1. A popular technology brand all over the world. All though it has so many fuc*ed up products.

Jill: Hey Gregg did you get the new Apple iPad?
Gregg: No those things are so fuc*ed up! Who would want them?

by littlemonster222 January 10, 2011

Apple

1) A Seeding fruit coming from trees, Red in color and has many drinks made from it (Apple Juice, Cider)
2) A computer company that manufactures computers that use their proprietery OS X that only runs on their systems.

I love my Mac, I love my Windows Box, They both have a place in my heart

by DeltaOperative June 29, 2005

Apple

a evil coorperation that aim to take over the word and to destroy all joy in the world

RUN! It's Apple

by KTMdeathtothemac January 07, 2009