mountain allergy

Mountain allergy is a psychosomatic allergy that affects some pro cyclists, in particular sprinters. In a stage race, e.g Tour de France, some cyclists just quit at the sight of the first mountain and return home without finishing the race. Their motivation and energy simply vanish, but there is no lack of bizarre excuses.

Mario Cipollini has never finished Tour de France due to his acute mountain allergy.

Jaan Kirsipuu is abandoning at the first hill, is his mountain allergy so bad this year?

Diagnosing Quaranta as having mountain allergy is understatement of the year. (VGD)

by Fufie September 3, 2004

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umber alert

A coded method of relating that one needs to defecate. See also amber alert.

Woman:(driving) We need to pull over some place clean.
Man: Umber Alert?
Woman: Word.

by twunch March 29, 2007

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andera

One of those girls that's always there but never get to see she's smart,funny and talented.Andera is one of those girls you manages to take care of everyone.

Boy:wow who is that she seems so happy
Girl:I'm an Andera

by Runicorn August 23, 2017

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Alerie

Alerie is a beautiful person who stands up for herself and never shows any sign of weakness. She thinks the second she shows any sign of weakness then people can hurt her. She is strong. Alerie is also very smart. And has an amazing personality.

“That Alerie is amazing.”

by Alerie254 March 28, 2018

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MILF Alert

When there is at least one MILF within a 50 foot radius.

Two man-friends at a bar:

Guy 1: Dude me and Jane totally boned for like 3 hours last night! It was so amaz-

Guy 2: OMG! MILF Alert!

(Both men stare at a classic MILF sitting at a nearby table)

by raytk12 July 11, 2010

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