alearn

alearn; adj.

meaning: Brendon Freis' small penis
mostly used as a derogatory term against someone else, unless you are Pepper.

-"It's not just small. It might as well be alearn."

-"julie: LORENA, YOU ARE SUCH A ALEARN!
lorena: I AM NOT! YOU ARE SUCH A ALEARN!"

by incy ! July 2, 2009

KATIE ALLARD

the phrase said 3 times when a horse loving architect major runs through BGSU campus.

KATIE ALLARD ! KATIE ALLARD! KATIE ALLARD!

by bitchatsic April 17, 2011

Godzilla Alarm

Noun. An emergency that results in all people scrambling and running around in a frantic manner. Creating an over emphasized action in relation to an event

Mike likes to sound the Godzilla Alarm whenever a client calls and complains.

by DebraFS June 6, 2017

Taco Bell Alarm Clock

Eating a lot of Taco Bell late at night and going to bed right after. After a few hours you rip a fart so hard that it wakes you and those around you.

You shouldn't have eaten that fourth meal. I woke up thanks to your Taco Bell Alarm Clock.

by GK Spider January 17, 2012

Brown Note Alarm Clock

When one farts/sharts so loud in the morning that it wakes up your wife or significant other next to you.

After having a late night burrito, I got gas so bad that this morning I farted so loud, that I woke up my wife next to me. Thus I created a Brown Note Alarm Clock. Needless to say she was not happy with the accidental Dutch Oven that occurred as well. See also Dutch Oven.

by tsc84124 June 6, 2013

purple burglar alarm

the phrase scottish people can't say

person 1: can you say purple burglar alarm
Scot: purlpe burgalr alamr

by pseudonym6298 February 12, 2022

Missouri alarm clock

The act of taking ones penis and smacking someone in the forehead until they wake up.

I told Dave I would give him a Missouri alarm clock at about 7am.

by angela75 April 6, 2010