Skip to main content

sex without the afterbitch

That Monster is like sex without the afterbitch!
by thatchikk798 June 11, 2009
mugGet the sex without the afterbitch mug.

Aftershock

Having a 2nd round at wanking within 20-30 minutes of the first one.
Jimothy Carlisle: Dude, I was so bored, I just went for an aftershock.
Robin Banks: Horny bastard
by BillWexerwacker December 11, 2018
mugGet the Aftershock mug.

the pussy aftershock

the indentation that extends upwards from the vaginal area that can be seen through a females trousers.

in general, the "aftershock" that creates a more visible indentation through a thick trouser material (I.E. JEANS)denotes a more gratuitous pussy size.

the pussy itself can be described as a severe earthquake in this instance and the severe camel toe is the aftershock. thus the aftermath is the aftershock created in the pants of the great big pussy.
that girls pussy must be hella big, the pussy aftershock goes all the way up to her belly button
by BENCY2K February 25, 2008
mugGet the the pussy aftershock mug.

Afterwhip

The many different effects of what happens after you whip someone with items such as; ties, whips, ropes etc.
Jim: ouch your mom had so much afterwhip on her i had to use multiple sharp objects to peel the whip back off.

*Robert whips David with his tie*
David: Oww! that tie has got some painful afterwhip!

*Men playing tug-of-war*
*The rope snaps and hits Joseph in the face*
Joseph: *runs away whimpering* God damn the afterwhip! It stings my eyes!!
by 22MidnA22 October 7, 2009
mugGet the Afterwhip mug.

aftershock dump

When one has a healthy bowel movement, then shortly afterward has a sudden case of explosive diarrhea.
Fred took a healthy shit after being constipated for a while, and he knew that there was an aftershock dump right around the corner.
by shreddinfred September 26, 2013
mugGet the aftershock dump mug.

afterthot

Like a cougar, but with no standards or dignity. Usually describes herself as a milf, but is usually just a rusty old ratchet. Is definitely old enough to know better... and you wish she would.
That afterthot just asked the dj to play Ricky Martin, said she was twenty-one, complimented his "ed hardy boys" shirt, then got upset when he said thank you, ma'am.
by Popularity's Overrated April 12, 2015
mugGet the afterthot mug.

aftersmile

The artificial smile left on your face when your real smile should have been terminated by something said by somebody else. Usually accompanied by a sudden and severe absence of the positive feeling that brought the smile on to begin with.
He told me my joke was ridiculous and that I should feel bad for saying it. Not to be shot down, I maintained my aftersmile until he left the room.
by nirgle June 5, 2011
mugGet the aftersmile mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email