A MySpace addict is A person who is on MySpace 24/7 and is always finding new and cool MySpace layouts. Usually has a custom MySpace that looks more like a website. May have allot of friends and custom pictures of themselves.
Jennifer: (calling Josh)What are you doing?
Josh: I'm on MySpace
Jennifer: again!? Your always on!
Josh: Because I have nothing better to do.
Jennifer: Dude your A Myspace Addict
Josh: I'm on MySpace
Jennifer: again!? Your always on!
Josh: Because I have nothing better to do.
Jennifer: Dude your A Myspace Addict
by DjJennyfe July 11, 2007
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Casual Player: This game should be fun...
Xbox nerd: SHUT UP NERD YOUR A NOOB I'M AWESOME AT THIS GAME YOU HAVE NO LIFE!
Casual Player 2: Fucking xbox addict...
Xbox nerd: SHUT UP NERD YOUR A NOOB I'M AWESOME AT THIS GAME YOU HAVE NO LIFE!
Casual Player 2: Fucking xbox addict...
by Verkaiser August 11, 2011
Get the xbox addict mug.When the Adderall starts to wear off and you start coming down, abandoning the user in a desolate fit of mania. As the body begins to go through withdrawal, one can easily start to become furious and enraged. It's an evil side effect and can really mess with the user. Known to crank regular road rage up to the next level. Everything in life is seen as a complete burden and pain in the ass. Violent thoughts swarm the user's mind and if the rage is severe enough, the destructive thoughts can easily morph into brutal actions.
The best remedy to stave off such murderous rage is a good ol' jolt of mary jane. Remedy dosage will need to be adjusted accordingly in relation to Adderall consumption.
The best remedy to stave off such murderous rage is a good ol' jolt of mary jane. Remedy dosage will need to be adjusted accordingly in relation to Adderall consumption.
Adderall Rage excerpt:
"Fuck it hasn't even been 8 fucking hours yet and my fucking Adderall is already wearing off. What the fuck, this is fucking bullshit. I could fucking stab someone in the face right now, I'm fucking serious. Fucking sick of this shit, man. Did you just see that asshole cut me off? And now she thinks she's gonna drive nice and slow, does she?? THAT'S IT, FUCK THIS BITCH. BUCKLE THE FUCK UP JIMMY, I'M GONNA KILL THIS BITCH. I'M RAGED AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!! TAKE COVER AMERICA."
*Slams on the gas pedal, sending the car straight ahead into the soccermom's loaded minivan. A massive fireball erupts and everyone within a one-mile radius of the explosion dies a horrible and vicious death of flames and agony....everyone except Jimmy.*
"Fuck it hasn't even been 8 fucking hours yet and my fucking Adderall is already wearing off. What the fuck, this is fucking bullshit. I could fucking stab someone in the face right now, I'm fucking serious. Fucking sick of this shit, man. Did you just see that asshole cut me off? And now she thinks she's gonna drive nice and slow, does she?? THAT'S IT, FUCK THIS BITCH. BUCKLE THE FUCK UP JIMMY, I'M GONNA KILL THIS BITCH. I'M RAGED AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!! TAKE COVER AMERICA."
*Slams on the gas pedal, sending the car straight ahead into the soccermom's loaded minivan. A massive fireball erupts and everyone within a one-mile radius of the explosion dies a horrible and vicious death of flames and agony....everyone except Jimmy.*
by Adderall Popper July 20, 2009
Get the Adderall Rage mug.When someone, usually a female but can be a gay male, stays in a relationship with a man for the dick regardless of how he treats her. Conversely, a man that stays with a woman for the pussy regardless of how she treats him is pussywhipped and a cuck if said woman is having sex with other men and the man is perfectly fine with it.
You know you're addickted when you're always on top of his...texts whens he texts you and you're hoping that he texts you that u up? text to come over to fuck.
Other symptoms of Addicktion include: Being oblivious to the fact that he's not interested in monogamy, feeling unfulfilled after the sex because now he's stopped paying attention to you and is texting other women, and feeling better only when he gives you the D.
You know you're addickted when you're always on top of his...texts whens he texts you and you're hoping that he texts you that u up? text to come over to fuck.
Other symptoms of Addicktion include: Being oblivious to the fact that he's not interested in monogamy, feeling unfulfilled after the sex because now he's stopped paying attention to you and is texting other women, and feeling better only when he gives you the D.
Kate: Why is Olivia still with Marcus? Didn't he cheat on her twice with that chick from Highland Heights?
Maria: Yeah, but she loves the sex. She's addickted. She feels like he knows how to fuck her better than any other guys so she just settles for him when the reality of the situation is she doesn't want to start over and take the time with another guy to teach him how to work her body the way she wants. Also, she told me Marcus has a big dick so that's probably another if not, the only reason she's still with him.
Kate: Oh, okay then.
Maria: Yeah, but she loves the sex. She's addickted. She feels like he knows how to fuck her better than any other guys so she just settles for him when the reality of the situation is she doesn't want to start over and take the time with another guy to teach him how to work her body the way she wants. Also, she told me Marcus has a big dick so that's probably another if not, the only reason she's still with him.
Kate: Oh, okay then.
by DizzyB26 April 8, 2019
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Get the Addicted to Quack mug.Someone who can only funtion on negative energy and cannot stop complaining and finding fault even when it costs them jobs and relationships. Classic symptoms: repeating the same complaint to the same people daily; unable to take a hint; denial, abbreviated smile, glazes over and/or talks over all requests to stop complaining and/or go away, and short term memory loss (does not remember previous conversations). 90% of all Bitch-Addicts also have a cell phone and/or technology addiction. Typically chooses a captive audience, i.e. a receptionist, a fellow passenger on mass transit, or anyone who cannot immediately get away. Sometimes the behavior is 'hit-and-run', but with the intent to kill by a thousand cuts.
You: Are you still complaining about him? Girl, you're a Bitch-Addict and I'm sick of listening to you!
Bitch-Addict: Wha- I'm not kidding- he's a bona fide ass!
Bitch-Addict: Wha- I'm not kidding- he's a bona fide ass!
by maybe_its_you December 12, 2012
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