mutually assured destruction

a stalemate in a war where both (or more) sides have wordweapons of mass destruction/word.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

mutually assured destruction

Where two guys face each other, wanking off, and try to have both ejaculates collide in mid-air, thus averting catastrophe.

Shall we save the world again tomorrow, Bill?

...from mutually assured destruction

by Big Pawel April 20, 2008

Absurdabyte

In computing, an amount of RAM or storage that will make an IT professional wince at the quantity used or requested.

Cooper insists his department needs 15 Absurdabytes on the SAN for their PowerPoint files

by JuanL0b0 July 7, 2010

Absurdo

One of a kind A.I enabled, philosophy themed telegram admin bot created by Letranger. When not busy blessing creeps and cryptocucks with insulting instant bans in G.O.I (Group of Introverts), Absurdo helps users find memes, beautiful pics, arts, lookup Urbandictionary, Wikipedia etc. He can also gift people fake internet points(karma/reputation) and so on. Absurdo is above human and machine things, he embraces the digital absurd. In simple words, a Kind Abyss but bot.

Person 1: Finally found a telegram bot that is neither thottish nor weebish.

Person 2: Really? What is it called ?

Person 1: Absurdo
Person 2: Damn, I thought it was impossible to have a non weeb/thot themed bot.

Person 1: Not anymore. This bot is even philosophical.
Person 2: Everyday you learn something new.

by urbanronin March 17, 2022

mutually assured destruction

term used during the cold war. was used to describe the effect of one party making use of nuclear weapons, which would cause a retaliatory attack from the victim. eventually, both partys, the attacker and victim, would be completly destroyed by the nuclear weapons and no one would win. MAD was on of the main things keeping russia from attacking the US with nukes.

by ashley August 30, 2003

mutually assured destruction

A concept that arose out of the Cold War between the US and USSR. The idea was that both sides had enough fire power and the technology to monitor and deliver it that if either side made a move, the end result would be the destruction of both sides. Sometimes shortened to MAD (which is what it was).

Mutually assured destruction was the equivalent of a Mexican Standoff.

by Nitewing '98 September 2, 2003

mutually assured destruction

What Microsoft ensures- a destroyed computer, and the destroyed mind of the one that was working on the computer.

Microsoft comes with a mutually assured destruction guarantee.

by Oh the insanity... November 13, 2003