by SebasDaFish_ March 16, 2021
Get the absolute bastardmug. Being an idiot and absolute idiot are two different things. Being an idiot is just doing dumb shit all the time. Being an absolute idiot is someone who is reading this entire description on what being an absolute idiot means.
by DefinitelyNotHailey May 14, 2021
Get the Absolute idiotmug. A person or an animal who is very large in stature. Can be used for referring to an over weight or completely shredded person or animal.
by Jessi Duke June 16, 2018
Get the absolute unitmug. Derived from the word frigid, absolute frigers means very cold in temperature resulting in shivering, teeth chattering, goose bumps, and/or sharp nipples.
Post surf at Doheny, I took off my 4/3 and realized how absolute frigers it gets after the sun sets in winter.
by AbsoluteChiller November 14, 2020
Get the Absolute Frigersmug. The way DC Comics has to give their best stories ever the best edition humanly possible, in the form of slipcased, oversized, big honking hardcover books with loads of DVD-style extras and a tag price of $50, $75 or $100 according to the size of the thing. There's been 14 so far, and more will be coming in the future. Oh, and they weigh so much you can hit someone with them, although the idea is putting them in a big bookshelf besides your signed limited novels and impress the comic geek next door. Not to be read taking a crap.
Absolute Watchmen, Absolute Dark Knight , Absolute Sandman 1-4, Crisis On Infinite Earths the Absolute Edition
by Hector Ivan November 10, 2008
Get the Absolute Editionmug. by Northbound7 February 22, 2017
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by de-pube March 2, 2023
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