by TEEJA March 18, 2018
Get the Alomug. the “noise” usually german tourists make when they greet you full of prejudice- defines their identity (“Hallo!”-grammelot= ALO) they will be doing badshit crazy unusual rich middle class people shit (like rollerblading on glass). you’ll find them anywhere near a quite spot to piss (or fuck) and they’ll be teleporting just to press buttons and say “alo” or ask for directions…
by nunamcii April 27, 2024
Get the alomug. by Gonta Gokuhara February 6, 2020
Get the Aloemug.
Get the Aloe Vera Manmug. A nonchalant girlfriend/wife, Who's only goal is to eat and sleep. Don't let her touch a bed cause you'll never get it back. She so sweet and mean depending if she social or not. ANYWAYS I LOVE HER AN YALL CANT COMPARE TO HER!!!!
Aloe is my perfect wife
by Kuro<3 August 31, 2024
Get the Aloemug. 
