by JPaCh January 20, 2006
Get the jessica alba mug.The girl that most men hope and dream for. Can sell movies due to her good looks and hot body
(If u wanna see her as close to naked as she has been see into the blue)
Also a thing that men say to each other when they are trying to pick up.
(If u wanna see her as close to naked as she has been see into the blue)
Also a thing that men say to each other when they are trying to pick up.
Todd: I heard that into the blue wasn't that good.
Allan:Who cares, Jessica Alba is in a bikini for the whole movie
Todd:i'd pay to see that
Bill: That chick is checking you out.. and she's pretty fair
Matt: yeh but she ain't no Jessica Alba
Allan:Who cares, Jessica Alba is in a bikini for the whole movie
Todd:i'd pay to see that
Bill: That chick is checking you out.. and she's pretty fair
Matt: yeh but she ain't no Jessica Alba
by Allan S December 28, 2005
Get the jessica alba mug.A dirty alba is when one steals a cadaver and then penetrates it anally with a vibrator so that it reanimates and one can pretend it is a living human being
by tuberculosis. April 18, 2022
Get the dirty alba mug.-A gorgeous Girl
- Usually talkitive when you get to know her but shy at First
- Picky, but all the Cutess guys like her
-Everyon likes her and likes to be her friend
- Loved by many
-Amazing in bed & a skilled Kisser
- Very intelligent, & kind but dont mess with her because she knows how to defend herself!
- amazing personality ,very lovable
- Usually talkitive when you get to know her but shy at First
- Picky, but all the Cutess guys like her
-Everyon likes her and likes to be her friend
- Loved by many
-Amazing in bed & a skilled Kisser
- Very intelligent, & kind but dont mess with her because she knows how to defend herself!
- amazing personality ,very lovable
by shooshyy97 November 30, 2011
Get the Laura De Alba mug.A B-List Hollywood actress who spends 60% of her time frying on the beach; 20% of her time walking around with an "I'm too good for everyone else" expression while paparazzi snap away; and the remaining 20% on deciding what new flip flops to buy to add to her collection of 500.
I'm Jessica Alba, I can get away with being a total bitch off camera b/c I'm like totally the hottest thing ever to have ever graced the earth...
by Van De Brink April 12, 2007
Get the Jessica Alba mug.An overly paid so-called actress who's good looks overcompensates for her mediocre (hmmm....that's putting it mildly) acting skills. Someone with absolutely no other talent besides looking good.
by Sunshine81 December 30, 2007
Get the jessica alba mug.A beautiful woman who sucks at acting. She has looks, but lacks talent, which ultimately, is not a good thing. Unfortunately, as soon as her looks begin to fade, Hollywood won't even hesitate to toss her into the dumpster.
Boy: Jessica Alba is sooooo hot!
Me: Yeah, I guess she's pretty, but unfortunately, that's all she really has. She possesses absolutely no acting talent. I think she'd be better as a model.
Me: Yeah, I guess she's pretty, but unfortunately, that's all she really has. She possesses absolutely no acting talent. I think she'd be better as a model.
by the.marionette March 4, 2008
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