(noun) A person at a party or Social event that remains sobber as all other people are on a high of extreme alcohol consumption
"I was the only one flat there"
"We were the only flat ones"
"Nah I was flat"
"Better than just having us three flat"
"We were the only flat ones"
"Nah I was flat"
"Better than just having us three flat"
by Andy and Michael April 26, 2006
by PlooutionSux March 21, 2012
Neither a penis, nor vagina. Simply a flat landscape and skin where the genitals should be located. They are commonly located on small, non manly males, that are laughed at it high school.
by mack3107 August 03, 2010
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A 'flats' or humuorous misspelling of 'fats' means that someone is 'fat' but used to escape the wrath of so person.
'Flats' should not be sparingly used as it means no harm.
'Flats' also is used in place for an explicit word.
'Flats' should not be sparingly used as it means no harm.
'Flats' also is used in place for an explicit word.
by Shaqman February 20, 2007
FLAT - A day that is not good but not too bad. A day that was just so so with no big events. A boring day. chill.
by Bdanz October 05, 2008
Lynn is as flat as Kansas
by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn May 18, 2023