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90's dick

Getting through the aids epidemic fucking any and every girl without contracting the disease. "The invincible dick"
Dang man how many girls did you fuck in the 90's?
Thousands!!
Shit man you got that 90's dick.

Keith G: I'm out here slaying all this pussy and everyone thinks its cause I'm good looking. That's not the case... I got that 90's dick
Tate: Oh that makes sense!!!!
by Phil Flannigan August 14, 2018
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90/10

When a guy comes 90 degrees and a girl comes 10 degrees in order to proceed with ''getting it''.
"lemme get dat 90/10 gir!"
by Dirty D333 November 29, 2009
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90 gone west

1.To be headed in the Western direction of any Southern Hemisphere such as New Orleans to Hoston, Houston to Cali, Atlanta to New Orleans,etc...
2.To leave any area in a expeditious or speedy manner.
"Where are you dogg? I on my way to Houston headed 90 gone west."

"When that boy saw all those thugs coming, he was out of the building faster than 90 gone west."
by cory tee July 10, 2006
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90’s wankers

Individuals commonly derived from British millennial lad culture who profusely strive to be considered ‘alternative indie’ without being stylistically artistic and diverse. These ‘edgy’ people are obsessed with the 90s, yet ironically were born from 1998 onwards.

They predominantly listen to 90s alternative and garage music, eg. The Stone Roses, The Smiths, Oasis, The Streets. They also actively listen to acid house and are interested in the 90s drug culture. They often express that they don’t like modern alternative and ‘old music is better’. They most prevalently dress like Liam Gallagher and one would often catch them wearing band tops from gigs they’ve attended.

Mostly male, but a few who come from the female equivalent of lad culture (wears heavy makeup, went to Malaga on holiday with their friends).

90s wankers have a bland, hedonistic perspective of life, and consider it ‘cool’ to be emotionally depressed or unfulfilled.
Their favourite city is Manchester- the source of most ‘good’ alternative music and culture.

Recent artists they appreciate: Declan Mckenna, The Magic Gang, Black Honey, Sundara Karma. They tend to dislike hazy, atmospheric pop music as it’s too positive and calm; ‘sad music is the best music.’
They tend to get irrationally offended if you remotely disagree with their music taste as they’re ignorant and don’t understand the subjective nature of music.
There was an abundance of 90’s wankers at the Liam Gallagher gig in Manchester.
by koolcatno9 May 24, 2018
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90 Day Nicole

To continue to be scammed. To be in an state of extreme denial. To create more scam victims by vehemently denying that you have been scammed. To ignore all warning signs and proceed despite incredibly obvious and logical reason to stop. To proceed with behaviors that nourish an existing scam. To be in a state of extreme denial. To ignore obvious warning signs, and willfully neglect all cautions. In a state of denial and proceed with behaviors that are adverse to everyone that you interact with.
Listen, I love you, if you think that you can lose weight without exercise then you are 90 Day Nicole.

You fell asleep at her place and when you woke up your debit cards were in different spots in your wallet. You looked at your cards and there's an order from Sephora? If you think she didn't steal from you, you are 90 Day Nicole.

The tornado is coming. If you think you can keep driving then you are 90 Day Nicole.

He has 4 kids by 4 different women, & none of them are on speaking terms with him. If you think he won't leave you after the baby, you are 90 Day Nicole.
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90'S Toaster Strudel

The act of ejaculating into a VCR, inserting a VHS tape, and watching a full length feature film. Can only be done if the person who ejects the tape is unawares. Watching an entire film allows for the tape, and subsequently the ejaculate, to heat up. After the film ends the unsuspecting victim ejects the tape to reveal luke-warm frothy ejaculate on top of the tape and man-goo stretching from the VCR to the back of the tape as they pull it out. The goal however, is to have the victim pull out the tape to reveal a beautiful zig-zag jizz pattern on top of it. But much like with real toaster strudels the victim just gets the jizz all over their hands. No matter how hard you try to make it look like the commercials you always fuck it up. Common practice among Boomers.
Mark: Hey Kar...Karen! Let's watch Jurassic Park tonight.
Karen: Okay sweetie!
FILM ENDS
Mark: Hey Kar can you eject the tape my c6 and c7 are giving me trouble again tonight.
Karen: Sure honey.
Karen ejects the tape and gasps. The tape and her hands are now covered in Mark's jizz.
Karen: Oh Mark! Did you just 90's Toaster Strudel me! Oh not again sweety!
by bromatoesoup April 5, 2020
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90's tuxedo

A matching ensemble of corduroy pants and corduroy shirt or jacket. Very closely related to the pacific NW and the grunge scene
Trent totally wore a 90's tuxedo in his 7th grade school photos
by chclark November 14, 2011
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