underwear

a fart destenchilizer that protects jeans from skid marks

Bobby pooped in his underwear.

by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 27, 2003

underwear

Item of clothing used to stabilize one's genitalia and/or ass cheeks.

Tell your mom to come get her underware from my bedroom floor.

by Ass Clown November 3, 2002

underwear

The most useless thing on the planet.

I don't know why she bothered wearing underwear, they were off in record time.

by pyromaniac77 April 30, 2010

underwear

undergarments some people wear under their outer clothing, consisting of bra and panties for women or shorts and T-shirts for men, excess clothing you dont need because no-one ever sees it

In the summer,the girls wear skirts with no underwear.
Girl, do you wear any underwear, I don't see any panti lines.

by S Klein October 14, 2007

underwear

completely useless to men

save yourself a lot of time and go commando

by get the fuck out of my grill February 23, 2005

underwear

1. The thing you wear under your clothes
2. To understand something
3. To rip off someone's underwear as a sexual gesture.

1. Why is your underwear all over the floor?
2. I don't underwear what you're saying.
3. My boyfriend and I made out by the food table then we went for it and underweared eachother.

by Faceless Alison March 17, 2016

underwear

A. a nuisensical device designed to abate the process of dressing and undressing.

B. a pointless product designed as an economic stimulant in the textile industry

After wearing his new underwear just one time, Thais noticed a stripe in back that wasn't present at the time of purchase.

by clevermofoonmyspce January 27, 2008