unct

unct is something your uncle does to another family member. the verb for unct is uncting

"what was going on last night with uncle? i heard some weird noises in the bedroom..."
"he unct' ur mum"

by slagwich September 14, 2023

Unctuellectual

A portmanteau of "unctuous" and "intellectual", an "unctuellectual" is typically a slimy talking-head who makes a living promoting a political agenda after being elevated to prominence on phony accolades. E.g., marxist university professors and modern art critics.

Noam Chomsky is American's premier communist unctuellectual.

by Bezzle Bedeviled November 8, 2019

Unctuous

Unctuous is an adjective. It means excessively or insincerely polite.

Rick- Can you hand me that remote next to you, please?
James- Yes master, anything for you. I am not worthy. Forgive me.
Rick- What? Stop being so unctuous.
James- Fine. How about you get it yourself, noob.
Rick- Gah!

by danielson153 May 28, 2009

Unctgtg

In online gaming, Unctgtg, short for "Uncle Tug-Tug," is a nickname given to players who frequently masturbate during raids or other group events.

"Guys, where the hell is Leeroy?"

"He's off being an unctgtg"

by Dmitri B December 6, 2006

uncting

comes from the verb unce unce unce which is usually applied to a beat of a song. when one feels awkward and has nothing to say just unce. It can mean many things from having sex or getting exciting to go out.

For example, if a friend Liz is having sex with a white rapper, you can say she is uncting with the white rapper followed by unce unce unce.

by intrepid.unce May 4, 2009

unctie

Your transgender, transsexual, or transvestite uncle or aunt. 'Auntie' + 'Uncle'.

Yo dude, I ain't gay but yo unctie sho is hot!

by thatcubanqueenwithcrazycurves December 16, 2014

Unctuous

A sexy Uncle.

"Damnnnn, you didn't tell me your uncle was so Unctuous"

by Uncle Jort February 18, 2019