twonking

A visual display of rhythm while wearing a turkey bonnet.

She's twonking rather vigorously. Her turkey bonnet is about to fall off.

by Turkeybonnet November 24, 2013

Twonked

Getting high as balls.

Me and the boys got absolutely twonked after snorting grandma’s ashes.

by Dr. Mantis Toboggan PHD February 25, 2020

TWONK

Derogitary term, roughly equivalent to idiot. More insulting than berk, but less insulting that gimp.
Thought to originate in the Victorian Era meaning a lower-class foreigner

You twonks, why didn't you use the laser cannon on the Esperanto?

by Ythomit September 26, 2005

Twonk

A Twonk is essentially just a Twink (a scrony prepubescent looking gay man) but lacking the slenderness most commonly associated with twinks, essentially a twonk is just a fat or “husky” twink

You could also think of a twonk as a mix between a twink and a bear

“josh is such a twink”
“ no fuckin way he’s too big, he definitely isn’t a bear because he’s not manly enough. I think he’s more of a twonk”

by Drdublin December 7, 2017

Twonk

A cross between a twat, plonker and wanker. Not used as a serious insult, more of a friendly, playful insult.

"... and then I fell flat on my face!"
"haha you twonk"

by Naomi Glinn March 21, 2008

Twonk

An idiot, a fool

You twonk!

by Gwiddon February 4, 2010

Twonk

Twonk means to accidentally shrink your toaster waffles by microwaving them

Why are these waffles so small?
I twonked them.

by Djrnejfjsjxbfrj April 5, 2019