1) n. The
sound of someone being hit in the face by a spade. v. the act of doing this.
2) n. Someone whose natural features are disfigured and contorted such that they resemble a person that has been spanged, either as a result of spanging or through
poor genetic inheritance.
Dude, I know you were so absolutely munted that even Margaret Thatcher would've seemed
hot, but jeez, how could you? She was a total spang! I mean,
like, I'd rather ravish your mother a thousand times than even contemplate what you did last night ...