Softener

Something a man thinks of when he is aroused to help him lose his erection.

My boss is so hot, I have to keep a picture of mom on my desk as a softener.

by Airen521 February 7, 2021

Softeners

Saggy tits that are so soft and have lost all perkiness

So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?

by Joe876543 August 29, 2013

Softeners

Nasty ass hoes that make boners go soft

Dude, you see those fat asses? They a bunch of softeners..

by Joe876543 August 29, 2013

soften

1. S - SMILE
2. O - OPEN POSTURE
3. F - FORWARD LEAN
4. T - TOUCH
5. E - EYE CONTACT
6. N - NOD

"soften time"

by JohnnyNewYork December 21, 2008

softener

1- A substance that is used produce soft water (water with reduced hardness). 2- A device used for the same purpose.

A water softener converts hard water, through ion exchange, into soft water. Soft water is mainly used in closed piping systems, such as heating and air-conditioning systems, to inhibit the formation of scale. Hard water, or simply tap water, is not to be confused with heavy water, which is mainly used in nuclear reactors!

by Farid Yanni June 11, 2006

stool softeners

humorous term for in-car seat warmers

Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?

by JSMAX October 6, 2010

Soften the Cheese

Performing favors for a compatriot in order to receive desired attention often involving alcohol.

Ryan wouldn't invite me to his going away party until I soften the cheese with a new bottle of bourbon.

by Squach June 1, 2012