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skyjaculate

to ejaculate into the air by lying in a supine position.
While masturbating, the jerk skyjaculated ad nauseam.
by uttam maharjan November 13, 2010
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Spejaculate

The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.
"I always spejaculate at the titty bar"
"It was horrible! He totally spejaculated when I took my clothes off"
"dude, you better jerk off before that party.. there's gonna be alot of tight A.. you don't wanna spejaculate again do ya?"
"God shes so hot, I totally spejaculated my pants"
by funnyfucker April 8, 2009
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shejaculate

the clear or milky liquid sometimes violently expelled during the female orgasm; that which is squirted by a squirter
Alex: How's the sex with her anyways?
Tom: It's insane. She's a squirter.
Alex: No way.

Tom: Yeah, we have to put down a towel or the entire mattress gets soaked with shejaculate.
by smurfdog April 21, 2014
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swajaculate

when swaggin off, swaggle is the result. it lands on everyone and eventually coats the entire room, becoming the life of the party.
wyatt: look at brandon over there, talkin it up with 7 bangin babes and swaggin off in the corner.
cody: dude i think some swaggle just landed on me (goes and swags on multiple women)
wyatt: WTF!!?! brandon come swagg off on me!!
brandon: no man can swajaculate under pressure, chill out for a minute while i start yankin my swag stick
by Batman Robbins November 9, 2011
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Shejaculate

What a woman expels from her vagina when she has an orgasm. Recent statistics on how often and how much a woman discharges when she orgasms are still scant and indicate little has changed since Shere Hite wrote "The Hite Report," 1981. Research indicates shejaculate is comprised of fructose, glucose, prostatic specific antigen (PSA), which is said to originate in the Skene's Gland. It is safe to say, a small portion )or more) of what is shejaculated during orgasm is urine.
Mary Jane's shejaculate tasted sweet as mascato wine unfortunately few people knew how to get it to cum out.
by Cathy Comedie January 23, 2021
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spajaculate

To expell sticky substance looking like seman out the mouth
he spajaculated all over
by charlie25 April 19, 2009
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styjaculation

When a pus filled sty on your eyelid erupts during intercourse.
I was fucking my girlfriend last night and I had a massive styjaculation!
by Gronkaus January 17, 2010
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