Singleitis

1. A deep, profound lonliness that can only be filled by the company of a member of the opposite sex.

2. The period after the end of a relationship when the person(s) are tired of being alone

Guy1: Man, its been 2 months since she broke up with me and i got singleitis

Guy2: Dang, that sucks...

by Consanguine June 24, 2009

Singleitis

Singleitis is a condition where it is impossible for you to be single for a long period of time and you must have a boyfriend/girlfriend otherwise you go crazy. it is a rare condition and few people have it but those who do find it very hard not to have a boyfriend or girlfriend for long periods of time

Dude ive got singleitis, i cant handle not being in a relationship.

by ghatts1son November 21, 2010

Singleitis

The suffering from being single

I have singleitis, its horrible, I really need someone.

by hpmatt March 4, 2015

singletasker

Opposite of multitasker, a singletasker is one who only takes upon one task at a time, and follows it through to completion. Often used sardonically when someone is bragging about their supreme multitasking skills.

Bobby: "Today I'm only going to focus on finishing my TPS reports and not to answer the phone, email, text, IM, staple, and make breakfast simultaneously."

Jeffy: "You are such the singletasker!"

Bobby: "I can't even respond to you at this time, because then I'd be multitasking."

by TMGuy November 18, 2009

singletini

1. A curious type of female typically found living in urban settings; possessing an unusual, some would say deathly, fear of growing up and getting married. 2. One who is single; having experienced her fair share of martini hangovers and painfully awkward what's-your-name-again conversations that tend to occur in the wee morning hours.

"Victoria is such a singletini. She's always out on the town and flirting it up."

by a. trimble March 11, 2007

singlelitis

The disorder some of your married friends seem to think you suffer from if you are unattached

Frank split up with Trudi...he'll have a touch of singlelitis and may need a course of speed dating to cure him!

by Flossycandy1 October 9, 2008

singleite

n. Derived (yet distinct) from the term "socialite". a socially prominent person who is single. "Socially prominent" is to be active, well-known or standing out in social gatherings, such as parties, events, the nightlife scene (bars, lounges, nightclubs), etc. And to be "single" means having your Facebook status be "Single"--not "It's complicated" or "In an Open Relationship"--whether it's true or not.

Seattle's most eligible (or eager) singleites can be spotted at the hottest parties.

by The Singleite January 13, 2011