shocket

When you shart so violently that you rocket up out of your poopy pants and get stuck in the ceiling.

Shart+rocket=SHOCKET

Whoa! Can you get me out of the ceiling?? I shocketed again.

by Chazi July 13, 2011

Shocket

When you think you have found a great solution and then, at the last minute, find it was a bad idea all along

I got it all there, lined up the final piece and it didn't fit, it was a badly fotting shocket all along.

by Mustardly July 6, 2022

Shocket

a shocket is when your in the bathroom shitting at such a high velocity that you start lifting into the air

yo bro im ready to head out hurry up in there "I CANT IM HOLDING DOWN THE TOILET IM TURNING INTO A SHOCKET IM LIFTING OFF"

by vandurgle January 21, 2024

modified ray-ray shocker

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.

So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.

by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018

Pork Socket

1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.

2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.

1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!

2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!

by afj21 August 23, 2010

W&J Shocker

Five in the brown and one reach-around; a festive and fun sex act at Washington and Jefferson College in Pennsylvania.

Me: My nephew is going to college at W&J!
My bro (who graduated from W&J): The best part of freshman year at W&J is getting your first W&J shocker from your roommate!

by Ghostaxe March 22, 2019

Shockith

Shockith is a commonly used term among sociopaths that are too extra to use the term "shocked" or "shookith". Avoid these people at all costs.

"I'm so shockith."

by IAmTheGayAgenda April 29, 2019