shittles

Woah, Rich, your breath stinks. What have you been eating, shittles?
by orleansperish November 01, 2007
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little pieces of shit that melt in ur mouth, not in ur hand
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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by jay June 08, 2003
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Any kid who is:
A) A Juggallo.
B) Dumb, even for a Juggallo.
C) Doesn't know how to jack off.
D) Wants to have anything and everything in school to fucking revolve around clowns.
E) When asked to comment on writing assignment, always says "It shows how he feels."
*Zach is talking about masturbation for some reason*

Shittles: How do you do it?

*room turns dead silent as people stare in disbelief*

Zach: You hit it with a hammer.

Shittles: Really?

Zach: Yeah, that's why they call it beating your meat.

Shittles: Okay! *grabs hammer, hits self in groin* Ow, that hurt!

Zach: That's cause you're not doing it right.
by Jack D. Ripper June 22, 2004
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A term used for exclamation. Contrary to popular belief, that is all it should ever be used for.
"I just dropped my phone in the toilet! SHITTLES!"

"OW, I just stubbed my toe! SHITTLES!"

"Shittles, I forgot to mail Amie her herpes cream. Oh well"
by donotello July 12, 2008
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if you are to matt giamanco, you are a shittle
the above person is shittles, the king of shittle.
he's gay
by mattgiamancoisgay December 27, 2010
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disturbing but common side-effect of tasting the fruit rainbow
No, he can't come to the phone. He's got the shittles.
by gracegoofinoff March 08, 2011
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