shitscreen

the act of accidentally or purposely sending an image or file with feces to someone who is eating

Jon: watch this, I'm gonna shitscreen Alex
Alex: Jon i will rip your teeth from your head i'm eating right now

by artificialspicener January 9, 2023

shitcreek

A fictitious creek, that has shit flowing just like water would normally flow. As a figure of speech, one might say "I am drowning!", but if it worse than that, one may say "I am drowning in shitcreek".
If one creek did exist, one would probably have more of a chance of living after falling in shitcreek, than a normal creek, due to the viscosity of feces being higher. Most people usually do not think about this, because it’s not something you think about.

"If you do not complete that proposal, we are going to be 15 miles up shitcreek."

by word genie February 20, 2005

Shit-Screen

The appearance of having been hiding behind a screen door that someone was throwing shit at. Often used in reference to person(s) with large amount of freckles.

Oh man, that girls is so cute but she is sooo shit-screen.
Origin: Was coined in Burlington Massachusetts but not sure if it was used anywhere else

by Keizer Soze March 18, 2020

Splitscreens

multitasking employees proficient at doing several things all at once

Splitscreens can watch C-SPAN streams, talk on the phone, listen to the radio, send instant messages, and read CNN online all at once.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Shitscrewed

Another word for extremely screwed

Bryan: "Dude, you shouldn't have done that last night"

Josh: "Man I know, I'm so shitscrewed"

by Brycer August 15, 2010

splitscreen

A splitscreen is a phenomenon caused by being confused by two members of the opposite (or same) sex.

For example, liking two girls and being confused as to which one to pursue.

"Shit man, I'm lying here in bed, and I got a splitscreen."
"I keep thinking about this splitscreen."
"Chloe and Katy have given me a splitscreen."

by Splitscreen October 14, 2009

shotscreen

A photograph of a computer or phone screen. The clumsy and often awkwardly angled and poorly lit alternative to a screenshot, the correct way to capture the contents of a screen.

Hey Bobby, Grandma took a shotscreen again, can you teach her how to take a screenshot?

by JoshLG July 8, 2020