shifts

Masturbation. (The noun of the verb 'to shift')

Jay - "I love shifts."
Torin - "Yea, you shift all the time, don't you?"
Jay - "Yea, I shifted three times yesterday."
Torin - "You're just the ultimate shifter, aren't you."

by MP Shifter December 23, 2008

shifts

to masturbate vigeresouly JAY

i took shifts last night

by mizzark April 24, 2006

Suicide Shifts

Working back to back at 2+ jobs, while working on minimal food and sleep

Him: Have you seen lacy lately?
Her: No, she has been working suicide shifts for the last few days.
Him: Is she emotionally stable still or nah?

by EmeraldGemz November 26, 2016

tight shifts

With reference to drug dealing. A dealer runs tight shifts if he is constantly moving from deal to deal.

Eg. "Yo bro, I can't see yo till the evening, I'm running real tight shifts today."

by Rich Nyuggah December 14, 2013

celine.shifts

SO CUTE AND KIND OH MY LORD she deserves the whole world & more and they have an amazing account<33

you know celine.shifts?? they seem awesome!!

by uh idk what to type here help January 23, 2022

celine.shifts

the most amazing, kind, thoughtful and compassionate tiktoker ever. They deserve the world and so much more

You should follow @celine.shifts on tiktok!!! I love her <3

by I’m actually so sexy May 4, 2022

She Shits Too

No matter how many times a guy gets shot down by a pretty girl with or without an attitude, buddy, She Shits Too.

Barry came back dejected after asking Hot Kate out. Don't worry guy "She Shits Too."

by will bitten February 10, 2017