shatner

(v.) to ascend to one's highest level of mediocrity

Origin: after William Shatner, actor, famous for his role as Captain James T. Kirk in the hit 1960's TV show Star Trek. Less famous for everything else since then.
With the release of The Matrix trilogy, Keanu Reeves had clearly shatnered, as he will unlikely be able to achieve such awesomeness again unless, by some wondrous twist of fate, he is able to reprise his role as "Ted" Theodore Logan in the yet-to-be produced Broadway show "Bill and Ted's Excellent Musical Adventure."
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verb.
To defecate twice in someone’s home. Once somewhere obvious and a second in a hidden place. That way they clean up the obvious one but keep smelling the hidden one.
"You know, it does take two shits to make a shatner."
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A term derived from the The First Star Trek William Shatner's acting: halting, punchy dialogue, delivered in a dry and self - mocking manner.
The First Batman - the 1st campy one, Adam West, out - shatnered himself while musing about The Riddler :
"The Riddler is loose to plague us...with his...criminal cunundrums!"
Props to Roger Moore
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shatner?
i never even touched her
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Term used in the acting community to describe a bad performance or delivery. aka. When your acting is metaphorically equivalent to a steaming pile of shit.
"John Travolta took a long hard Shatner throughout the entire duration of Battlefield Earth"
by Kris Perry March 27, 2007
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verb: the act of pushing or elbowing someone out of the way in order to get a better view of yourself in a mirror (or to hog a camera shot).
"Quit trying to shatner the mirror - I'm trying to shave here!".
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noun - slang, related to verb shat. Used to refer to an act of shatting.
Josh: Did you hear that Dean sharted while taking a leak at the urinal?

Chris: Really? I can't believe he pulled a shatner.
by CMoebius October 31, 2008
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