Verb: to schmand
The act of sexual congress with a partner whilst dressed as Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton respectively. Often involving a plethora of imported German dildos. Under no circumstances can traditonal lubes be used. The only exception being the blood and tears of the poor.
Should one of your friends ever Schmand a partner, it is customery to gift them a farmyard animal. CM.
The act of sexual congress with a partner whilst dressed as Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton respectively. Often involving a plethora of imported German dildos. Under no circumstances can traditonal lubes be used. The only exception being the blood and tears of the poor.
Should one of your friends ever Schmand a partner, it is customery to gift them a farmyard animal. CM.
by Wurce bayne December 25, 2016
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Famed Jewish protester Abbie Hoffman said that Judge Julius Hoffman, also a Jew, was "a schande vor de goyim" during the trial of the Chicago Eight, which meant "a shame before the gentiles", i.e non-Jews.
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Slang for “shit man ya” when your are too drunk to complete the full 3 syllables distinctly, just blend them in to one word
Tamara: Bri is on her 8th shot of tequila. She is having her own tequila session
Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?
Bri: Schmanna!
Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?
Bri: Schmanna!
by the comand'r June 29, 2022
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by Da Interwebz January 22, 2015
Get the thank you schmank you mug.An extra day between Sunday and Monday. A day whose sole purpose is to facilitate recovery from the weekend and prepare people for a week of doing things they dont want to.
by Schmah March 7, 2011
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yeah but it took forever because i had to clean all the schmanvas out from my last trip.
i tried to get my package at the post office but they gave me all this schmanvas about having my ID.
yeah but it took forever because i had to clean all the schmanvas out from my last trip.
i tried to get my package at the post office but they gave me all this schmanvas about having my ID.
by hamachinigiri January 24, 2006
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