renton

A town near Seattle, that wishes it was Seattle.

This isn't Renton, it's Seattle

by im a nerd October 17, 2004

Renton

Pronounced: Ren-ton

An unbelievably stupid person that lacks in common sense.

You thought africa was part of Europe? Youre such a renton

by G.F.R.G January 17, 2019

rentoned

Word, possibly from Shropshire, meaning to have got very drunk and be suffering the next day for it. A hangover, but a very bad one, generally worse than should be expected.

You look pretty rentoned this morning mate.

Yeah, had 10 pints last night.

by MattyBoy1982 February 10, 2012

rentoner

Someone from The Renton. Small village in West Scotland. Birth place of Tobias Smollett. Best wee village in Scotland. Used to be very tight knit community until the Interlopers moved in. World famous sweetie shop Tom Swans, local people called it Tam Ducks. Winnie's local pub, vintage pub. Decor very very vintage. It's like a step back in time.

The rantan

The Renton. Renton rentonare rentonar rentoner

by BasketCase77 July 7, 2019

Renton

Town immediately south of Seattle Washington. Inhabited primarily by obese teen mothers donning Nike Warehouse sweatsuits and extraordinary camel toes. Major industries include SE Asian-owned cigar/paraphernalia/mini-motorbike shoppes, mail-order brides, dentures and bathtub crank. Popular cultural pastimes include tubing in coliforms, QVC, dogfighting and Montel.

"Sure, she's a balding swamp donkey, but she's also Ms. Teen Renton! 'nother Jager?"

by GDP September 2, 2005

Renton

Renton is a suburban city in the state of Washington. it is about 10 miles south of Seattle and is within King County. Home to some of the biggest and well known companies such as Kenworth and Boeing. Its ideal location heightens its popularity as it is in between Seattle and Tacoma; the two major cities of Washington. It is on the southern tip of Lake Washington and is home to the Seattle Seahawks training facility right along the the lake. Famous rock legend Jimi Hendrix once resided in Renton, and has a memorial in the Greenwood cemetery. It's a very reputable city and not as ghetto as other areas surrounding the area... (Fairwood,Kent,Auburn) Renton is stretched through its downtown area to the southwest, the highlands in the east/center and follows Lake Washington from Gene Coulon park on the west, all the way north to the beautiful Kennydale area overlooking the lake. It is often referred as "the RNT" or "the 425" as 425 is the area code for the city. Anyone in the metropolitan area knows Renton and respects it not only for it being an economical powerhouse but for its beauty, its history, its easy going appeal and it being an all around solid town.

-Tom "Where you from, breh?"
-Dave "oh, im from the RNT"
-Tom "oh Renton? that's whats up, my Aunt lives up there"
-Dave "yim..."

by PoppinPapaverz March 3, 2011

Renton

A person (male/female or non-gender specific) who lurks around public bathrooms with the view to seek personal excitement from users of those bathroom facilities.

Look at that creep hanging around the bathroom door, what a renton!

by Mr Unreal June 9, 2022