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petermichl

Pardon me sir, but your petermichl is hanging out. Maybe you should give her a zip.
by Hagelman March 10, 2005
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Peeternity

When you are urinating and you start to think that it will never stop.
When I woke up this morning and used the restroom, it felt like I would be in there for peeternity.

Even though I was late for work, I was in the bathroom and it seemed like peeternity.
by tomjordan January 13, 2011
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Pretenditarian

A person (usually on an Internet forum) who claims to be a Libertarian, but is actually just another Republican jackoff.

Also describes someone who supports big government and repressive legislation when enacted by Republicans, but cries bloody murder when the same measures are enacted by Democrats.

See Fibertarian
Real Libertarian: "How can you call yourself a Libertarian when you support the current administration's constant and repeated attempts to violate our privacy in the name of imaginary security?"

Pretenditarian: "Shut up, LibTard!"
by Dr. Cyclops January 19, 2007
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preferiti

Something(s) that is(are) prefered; favoured instead of..
-What kind of cereal do you like?
- Fruit loops are my preferiti
by Bhaven23 February 20, 2010
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Peternity Discord Server

Oh golly I sure can’t wait to talk in the Peternity Discord Server”-nobody ever
by pokemon9163 August 15, 2022
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preterist

n. A collector of cold nests.

Earlier meanings include 'a person more interested in the past than present or future.'
Here it applies specifically to those nostalgic and obsessed over past shags. Compare the phrase 'A night on the nest' for a one-night-stand!
Jim's a real, boring preterist, always boasting about his past conquests. Keeps a little black book, I'm told.
by scousestan April 9, 2009
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preternaturalist

One who believes there is no supernatural, merely the preternatural.

In other words, someone who believes that for any phenomena that appear supernatural (ie: miracles), there exists a yet unknown, rational explanation that is simply beyond the scope of current knowledge.
Christian circa 1st century C.E.: Rainbows are a miracle from God and His promise to not flood the Earth again.

Preternaturalist circa 1st century C.E.: I don't know how rainbows are formed, but I believe there is a rational explanation for their existence.

Sir Isaac Newton circa late 17th century C.E.: Rainbows occur due the refraction of light. Check this sweet ass rainbow I just made with a prism.
by ericimo April 22, 2011
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