pocket-monster

When your penis is erect or you just have a larger than normal flaccid penis and it is placed where your pocket is and is visible from an observer's perspective

Is that a pocket-monster or is that just a roll of quarters.

by spermgun.is.triggered_cumshot July 6, 2017

Pocket monster

A gun that fits in your pocket..non visible so if you anit strapped don't go actin hard because you never know your enemy might have a pocket pistol.

gun sound like rocket launcher i got gun its a pocket monster

by Lingoelnino December 3, 2009

pocket monster

The original name of Pokemon. When translated from the Japanese word it translates to pocket monster.

1) "Hey whats a pocket monster?"
"All Pokemon"

by a damn emo kid. ok? May 5, 2009

Pocket Monster

An amusing alternative to overused phallic terminology such as 'dick'.

"Quit training your pocket monster and get back on the sales floor!"

by Sheeberweeber October 20, 2011

pocket monster

when someone gets jerked off through their pocket on the dance floor and goo's in their pants.

GOOOOO!! that pocket monster at homecoming junior year totally sealed my phone shut

by pondolaxhoney May 5, 2009

pocket monster

A suggested or reduced version of another, well-known or infamous; one whose actions or behavior suggests a reference to another person; to be combined with the completing reference; derogatory. (NOTE: some individuals, i.e. Linda Hunt, cannot be pocket monsters, as they already are; redundant).

The flight attendant went through the cabin barking out orders and smashing trays about, turning into a pocket-monster Kathy Bates from MISERY at 30,000.

by Guillermo April 1, 2004

pocket monster

a fart, especially when done by a child

Who has pocket monsters?

by Paul Kokorowski May 14, 2006