A mufftoo is where a woman shaves her muff and replaces the missing pubes with a tattoo. A common practice with strippers,emo girls,goth chicks and carnival people.
What I thought to be a big hairy gorilla muff shining through her sheer panties turned out to be a tribal mufftoo.
by wolfbait51 March 7, 2011
Get the mufftoo mug.It is an adjective that is used to describe anything or anyone that is insanely beastly, bones everything in their path, and doesn't have the word "lose" in their vocabulary. You must have really boned someone to have been called a Muffgoose.
Kid: YO MAN THAT KID IS MUFFGOOSE HE JUST KNOCKED OUT THAT CLOWN!
Kid 2: Yeah he seriously just boned him.
Kid 2: Yeah he seriously just boned him.
by sneakybuttcheeks123 March 18, 2010
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by thanksgiving mufftovers December 13, 2010
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by dalbort June 24, 2007
Get the no muff too tough mug.A belief that any and all pussy should be eaten. The exact number of such practitioners is not known...and probably never will be, as few will publicly confess to such lack of standards.
That hoe has been fucked by thousands...yet he ate her gleefully, proving that there is no muff too tough!
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Get the No muff too tough mug.Female pubic hair in which the length is long enough to make an observer surprised or astonished. (adjective)
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