muffeling

To get ones face rubbed upon by a vagina out of humor or spite. Much like it's counterpart "teabag". Origin : Russel Howard

"If your'e not quiet, I'll be the one Muffeling your face!", said Susan.

by NickSmokes December 19, 2017

Muffling

A term popularised by comedian Russell Howard, referring to the act by which a woman rubs her vagina flaps over the face of another person.

The male equivalent of the act is a teabag.

Queen Elizabeth left Prince Phillip gasping for air after making him endure a long seasion of muffling.

by MuffleMaster July 30, 2017

muffling

When a woman/girl teabags and rubs her muff (vagina) in another womans/girls face.

The Queen was muffling Trump.

by Dat boi pepe January 30, 2018

free muffing

When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also called free buffing or going commando.

Half way through dinner, Jennifer told me she was free muffing and I couldn't get my mind back off of tagging her for the rest of the meal.

by Gettn N Eiffel February 8, 2008

mufflin

When a girl tries to quite down her farts.

Mufflin a fart while on the toilet so it doesn't echo with tissue or toilet paper.

by Gixxer2k4 January 1, 2014

McFeeling

The sudden and anxious sense of uncertainty that overcomes a person after eating McDonalds. Is typically a mishmash of dizziness/nausea/regret and worry of explosively shitting oneself.

Approximately 15 minutes after devouring the delicious Big Mac meal and side order of McNuggets, Josh felt a wave of the McFeeling come over him and had to sit down until it passed.

by Raul (comes out at night) January 7, 2012

muffing

a sexual act that may or may not be popular with trans women, according to Miranda Bellweather in Fucking Trans Women #0 muffing is the sexual act of penetrating one or both of the inguinal canals.

I LOVED muffing her last night

by censation December 15, 2010