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morphling

a person so heavily addicted to morphine that it has taken over their life completely. so much so, that they are hardly a person any longer, but more a hybrid of a human and the drug itself.

some can still speak, but it will usually not make sense. they will mostly just stare at walls and bright lights. they may focus their remaining energy on primitive things such as finger painting and crawling around on all fours.
-- i said hello to your neighbor in the hallway but he just stared at me. i think he was drooling.

-- dont worry, he doesn't talk to anyone, he's a morphling.

-- you should find a new apartment complex with less drug addicts.
by caseypandaa February 10, 2012
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morphling

N.V.AV.PN. ect....another word for god,
...the mean side of god.
morphling is out, i will die soon.
by Bob Barker May 29, 2003
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Orphan Morphin'

The depraved, sick, and twisted act of adopting a child in order to groom them into a lover after they reach the age of 18.
That Woody Allen sure wrote the script on Orphan Morphin'
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
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Mexican morphine

An alternative name for tequila. Refers to its use as a painkiller by the poor and those without health insurance who cannot afford prescription painkillers.
When Sandy broke her finger, she killed the pain with Mexican morphine.
by Led Zeppole November 25, 2003
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Class Morphing

1. The downward transformation of one economic class into another.

2. The gradual descent from relative prosperity to grinding poverty, usually among formerly middle-class families.
The whole city of Detroit is class morphing into a ghetto.
by Peter Kobs February 6, 2009
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morphin’ orphan

Slang for someone with no identifiable attachments to anyone and who is essentially a chameleon.
Although it seems he had a family at some point early on, that guy is a straight-up sociopath really, a morphin’ orphan!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019
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merphing

screwing around in altogether unlawful or jovial shinanigans
Girl: What are you idiots doing?
Boy: just merphing around. . .

Girl: What?
Boy: sorry, i mean i am participating in unlawful shinanigans, gosh
by 13speakers October 18, 2009
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