moratis

A moving vehicle

Keep control of your moratis!!

by glowstick February 8, 2009

wigger mortis

When an individual takes on the persona of a wigger for so long that he cannot return to his/her original non-wigger state

wigger mortis is seen amongst those who have completely forgotten what life before being a wigger was

by Fulano87 November 24, 2009

Trigger mortis

A spasm of regret, often originating in the index finger, immediately after hastily sending an email or a text message that may, on reflection, be inappropriate.

Why oh why did I accept his friend request? Now my hand is locked in a shameful rictus of trigger mortis.

by Jabier March 2, 2011

Rigor mortis

Another slang term for erection. Rigor mortis is the stiffening of a corpse post mortem.

Your mom in yoga pants gives me rigor mortis.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

Mortis

A declaration of disdain, disgust, disapproval, or disappointment.

No we can't get McDonalds
Mortis mortis!

by AirTrafficControl2 August 21, 2020

MoraisHD

MoraisHD is a funny fat Portuguese streamer on twitch that plays video games, do reactions and do random things.
He likes to say that his friend TJI, also a streamer, steals money from kids.

One for the most popular things said by MoraisHD is: "Stop being a conas!"
and means: "Stop being an coward!"
Also "#conteúdo" , and "o TJI rouba putos." that means: "TJI steals money from kids"

by Doge_Plays August 16, 2018

Post-Coitus Mortis

The phase after climax in intercourse where a person becomes completely incapacitated after coitus.

"Hey babe, can you go make some coffee?"
"Can't. I have Post-Coitus Mortis."

by Coffeepot666 November 17, 2021