post-coitus 

1.The time period right after ejaculation into a female.

Guy 1: Last night, I skeeted on Mayra after 5 minutes.
Guy 2: Aww shit dude
Guy 1: Man, that was the longest post-coitus silence ever!

post-coitus by vote_4_pedro987 December 28, 2005

Post-Coitus Mortis 

The phase after climax in intercourse where a person becomes completely incapacitated after coitus.

"Hey babe, can you go make some coffee?"
"Can't. I have Post-Coitus Mortis."

Post-Coitus Mortis by Coffeepot666 November 17, 2021

Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise 

The purple walrus that comes to congratulate you after successful coitus.

Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise after my date with Sally this week end.
Guy2:Nice, dude, nice.

Post-Coitus Purple Porpoise by GangstaGangsta214 March 22, 2009

post-coitus-shavus 

A binding vow made between close mates, thou shall not shave until coitus-completus (the deed is done).

Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.

Someone - What’s with the dirty mo’s?

The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”

Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?

Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*

post-coitus-shavus by tommystips December 17, 2019

post-coitis breakfast 

sex and breakfast in the morning

Are you enjoying our post-coitis breakfast? I hungry as shit for some reason.

post-coitis breakfast by nostd3 March 5, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020