mooking 

a extacy abuser aka tweeker

Dam mikey is mooking hard. what a mooker.

mooking by snotby boby October 17, 2008

mooking 

to be joking or kidding.

You gotta be mooking me.

It's a joke. I am just mooking with you.

mooking by dietsoda September 11, 2011

mooking 

An act of necrophelia in which 1 person puts his mouth in or around the corpse's private area and 1 climbs up a ladder and jumps on the stomach of the dead body, shooting fecal matter and intestines into the other's mouth.

They were gonna go mooking, but the dead body had decomposed too much already.

mooking by boyzRhot December 29, 2009

mooking 

(v.) The performance of mookish acts, the imitation of The Mook himself, acting like a mook.

"That noob is mooking it up."

"I feel like mooking at the full moon right about now."

mooking by 150cc May 7, 2004

Mooking 

The act of having sexual intercourse in the back of a U-Haul truck while surrounded by stuffed walruses and fuzzy pink dildos.

Grandpa: Hey sexy lady I got a U-Haul, wanna mook?
Grandma: I was hoping you'd ask! I'll get the fuzzy pink dildos.
Grandpa: Okay I'll be waiting in the truck to start mooking!

Mooking by Babahabajaba June 9, 2010

Mooking 

Way of Kicking a Women in the Vagina as hard as you can, For her to produce large amounts of Cum.

"Man, I'd really like to be mooking her right now'.

Mooking by John Walkins December 6, 2010

mooking 

the act of fidgeting with one's genitals (typically male) as a nervous response to arousal, and not for direct sexual stimulation. sometimes performed as an act of courtship or with the intent of seduction.

Mike: I was walking down the street and some guy jumped out and started aggressively tugging at his balls in front of me.

Jake: That was the Boston Mooker! He was mooking you, you got mooked!

mooking by terriblebirthdaygift July 12, 2024