masterbooping

When you take a dump and jerk off at the same time.

"damn, that brey chick is hot. But i gotta take a shit. I'm gonna go masteboop.

"mark's mom caught him masterbooping. He was covered in feces and semen."

by cuminmybutt January 12, 2008

masterooping

masturbating while you take a poop.

one day i was sitting on the toilet masterooping.

by chief121692 November 18, 2010

Masterbooking

Hitting the "like" button on your own Facebook status.

Have you noticed how William always "likes" his own status? It's like he's masterbooking or something.

by lrchtr December 7, 2009

Masturbooping

Jerking while pooping on the toilet.

man i was so bored sitting on the toilet, so i started masturbooping

by ZomgPoof December 12, 2011

masterpooping

masterpooping is when you take a shit in your hand and then masterbate with said shit

I have nothing to do, I guess I will just spend the day in the bathroom masterpooping

by onlycass August 5, 2010

masturpooping

It's when you poop while masturbating??!??

No more explination needed.

Toilet + Poop + penis + hand = masturpooping

by Llamadude July 13, 2007

masturboofing

When one decides to pleasure themselves but they are also talking to someone over text at the same time without their knowledge of the action they are performing.

He is so weird, last night I heard that he was masturboofing with some girl and she didn't find out until today

by Booflord December 8, 2020