Reasons someone has made up to explain why they lost in a game and not that they're just bad at the game. Usually Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
Winner: GET DUNKED ONNNNNNNN!
Loser: I lost because my back was hurting, this chair is uncomfortable, you were spamming, they were in the way of my vision, Ect.
Winner: Come on dude, no johns.
Loser: I lost because my back was hurting, this chair is uncomfortable, you were spamming, they were in the way of my vision, Ect.
Winner: Come on dude, no johns.
by Piktamin U October 23, 2020
Get the johnsmug. In competitive gaming or sports, "johns" is a widely accepted term for excuses the loser will often use as to why they lost. Typically these range from reasonable to the absurd.
May be related to psychological defense mechanisms in response to losing in competitive situations.
May be related to psychological defense mechanisms in response to losing in competitive situations.
Winner: "Good match. That was a close one."
Loser: "I didn't have breakfast this morning, that's probably why I lost. And my controller sucked. Oh, and I would have mercked you if it wasn't for my hands getting sweaty towards the end."
Observer: "Quit making Johns, dude."
Loser: "I didn't have breakfast this morning, that's probably why I lost. And my controller sucked. Oh, and I would have mercked you if it wasn't for my hands getting sweaty towards the end."
Observer: "Quit making Johns, dude."
by MartinE. April 6, 2008
Get the johnsmug. by Lightning Magg May 4, 2005
Get the johnsmug. by Kerry and Edwards suck October 17, 2004
Get the johnsmug. 1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters
2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's
3.A couple of Democrappers!!!!!
2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's
3.A couple of Democrappers!!!!!
by Kerry and Edwards blow October 17, 2004
Get the johnsmug. slang term for pound of marijuana, or a very large amount of marijuana to be purchased, usually pronounced "jahns"
Grizzle: "Hey man, you still slingin'?"
Nizzle: "Hell yea man. But I'm still waitin' for john's, probably tonite I'll be good. But, it might be tomorrow. I'm not sure man."
Grizzle: (inside his head) ' Damn, It'll definetely be tomorrow.'
Grizzle: "Sweet man, hit me up when you get those johns!"
Nizzle: "Hell yea man. But I'm still waitin' for john's, probably tonite I'll be good. But, it might be tomorrow. I'm not sure man."
Grizzle: (inside his head) ' Damn, It'll definetely be tomorrow.'
Grizzle: "Sweet man, hit me up when you get those johns!"
by Goudabaker July 26, 2005
Get the johnsmug. 