Jethro's Law

1) When a school or mass shooting happens in America it will always be by a person that identifies with conservative ideology - Minus Exception A.

2) Conservative media will always attempt to associate the shooter with Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, or some other prominent person with liberal leaning ideology; often quoting the Twitter account of another person with the same name as the shooter.
3) Pictures will exist of the shooter wearing a MAGA hat or draping themselves with a confederate flag - Minus Exception A.
4) If someone stopped the shooter with a gun, conservatives will always complain about the lack of coverage on the news no matter how much coverage the news gives it.

Exception A) Shooters targeting politicians are excluded from the rule.

Mike said, "Did you hear about that school shooting? I bet it was some libtard Antifa that dun' it."
Adam replied, "Jethro's Law, rule 1. He was most certainly not a liberal ."
Mike said, "Horse shit! I saw a Breitbart headline that talked about a post of his on Twitter praising commie Bernie Sanders...."
Adam replied, "You mean from that guy 5 states away with the same name. Yeah, I actually looked the guy up. Two different people. Here, I found a picture of him wearing a confederate flag like a cape and sporting a MAGA hat."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 15, 2018

so very Jethro

A put-down which derives from the glaringly déclassé and unsophisticated behavior of the nouveau riche Jethro Clampett of the popular 1960s TV show, “The Beverly Hillbillies.”

My dear, you are so very Jethro!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021

jethros mum

A fucking fat bitch just like her fat ass son, she only eats junkfood and has type 4 diabetes.

you are as fat as jethros mum

by havnt_killed_myself_yet October 22, 2023

Jethrosexual

Someone who embodies the timeless styling made famous by the band Jethro Tull in an overtly sexual manner. Usually seen wearing knee high moccasins, long hair, tight pants, tight striped pants, etc. while playing flute in the park.

Hey, check out that jethrosexual with lace up knee high moccasins playing flute in the park. He's really got it.

by PDX-Seabass December 22, 2009

jethrospective

The point of view that comes from under a mullet. A hillbillies way of thinking.

Pete: is that dude peeing in a bottle?

Scottie: It makes sense to him, you just gotta see his Jethrospective.

Pete: what do you mean?

Scottie: Why would he want to get out of line here at the Bon Jovi concert? or quit drinking beer? Makes more sense to pee in a bottle and wing it in the bushes.

by Glenwood5 March 10, 2010

Jethrosexual

A redneck metrosexual, one whose personal image projects sensitivity, soulfulness, refinement, and a willingness to pay attention to a lady's deepest needs. A blue-stater whose sense of personal style would probably get him beaten up in a typical redneck bar. A strain of southern masculinity which runs counter to the NASCAR-watching, Jack Daniels-swilling, wife-beating, trailer park-living stereotype.

Those guys in Lady Antebellum are a couple of Jethrosexuals.
If the Bee Gees had a little twang, they'd be superb Jethrosexuals.

by stonequay June 6, 2012

jethrosexual

(a) A redneck heterosexual male given to enhancing his personal appearance by layering flannel, regular ass picking, and stuffing snuff into his lower lip
(b) A closeted homosexual, mountain man/redneck/hillbilly.

When that Jethrosexual walked into the bar, my sphincter tensed up and I could hear the banjos from Deliverance playing in the background.

by Queen of Irreverence April 15, 2013