an irritating individual with no sense of a social filter and no realization of the implication of his actions; socially inept.
by teekay January 11, 2004
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Common phrases to trigger the beast include, “I’m sÃyin”, “Ight cool”, “ya.”, “can you hang at any point this {insert unit of time measure here}”, “bet Steve bet”, “Zach would kick your ass”, “bro why am I always the punching bag?”, etc.
The JAG’s natural habitat is a moist, humid swamp full of wet towels, onion spoons, and broken off-brand vapes.
Common phrases to trigger the beast include, “I’m sÃyin”, “Ight cool”, “ya.”, “can you hang at any point this {insert unit of time measure here}”, “bet Steve bet”, “Zach would kick your ass”, “bro why am I always the punching bag?”, etc.
The JAG’s natural habitat is a moist, humid swamp full of wet towels, onion spoons, and broken off-brand vapes.
Person 1: “honestly bro, I’m sÃyin”
Person 2: “bro relax, you sound like a JAG”
Person 1: “why are you telling me this?”
Person 2: “bro relax, you sound like a JAG”
Person 1: “why are you telling me this?”
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by britishcarsrule March 21, 2011
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Man 2: I know!! He wen drink 5 beers already
Man 2: I know!! He wen drink 5 beers already
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