impudence

The quality, state, or an instance of being insulting or grossly lacking in respect.

Girl 1> Your outfit is whack.
Girl 2> First of all don't ever say whack (you can't pull it off) and second of all your impudence means nothing coming from a stuck up hoe like yourself.

by Fara April 9, 2004

impudence

1. The quality of being impudent.
2. Impudent language or behavior.

Me: YOU ARE SAYING IMPUDENCE TO ME! THAT IS IMPUDENCE!!!
Not me: OMGWTF

by Rozard December 5, 2002

impudence

A single statment meaning "I'm a poo dance."

Guy one: What are you doing?
Guy two: Impudence.

by Reagle August 21, 2006

Flick of impotence

The act of flicking one's erect penis consequently resulting in total flaccidity (loss of erection)

Tossy: "Hey guys quickly pass me a condom, the two whores in the next room are keen on a threesome with me!!"

*Soggy flicks tossan's penis*

Tossy: "Ouch what the fuck was that for? The whores are going to sleep soon and now im struggling to get it back up..."

Soggy: "You have just been hit with the flick of impotence!!"

by gigi paks December 22, 2010

praying for impotence

A 'go-to plan' for the gold-diggin' woman.

Damn, I can't believe that she married someone 25 years older...
He's extremely wealthy.
Oh, I see. I'll bet she's praying for impotence...

by YAWA July 31, 2020

impudent

"Impudent" means rude; it often refers to rude behavior of a young person toward an older one or an authority figure, in particular.

A layman child or teen arguing business with an adult professional is often considered to be impudent.

by Oldschool September 15, 2013

Impotence

Error 500 or 404 when attempting to access your penis.

I tried to have a baby, but impotence prevented me

by Zohan March 22, 2004