The highly undesirable state of being both ginger and bald. Defined as a chronic illness by the World Health Organisation, and a personality disorder by the American Psychiatric Association.
McDonaldism is a common consequence of premature Galdness.
"I'm collecting for people with Galdness. Could you please spare a few coins, or an unconvincing toupee?"
That dude has galdness. He is just a massive galdy.
"I'm collecting for people with Galdness. Could you please spare a few coins, or an unconvincing toupee?"
That dude has galdness. He is just a massive galdy.
by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015
Get the Galdness mug.A latin-esque name for the gigantic dong of a whale. Whales are big, so their junk is big too, so big, in fact, that you might describe it as "grand" even.
"Look at the sailor, called the mincer, who now comes along, and assisted by two allies, heavily backs the grandissimus, as the mariners call it, and with bowed shoulders, staggers off with it as if he were a grenadier carrying a dead comrade from the field. Extending it upon the forecastle deck, he now proceeds cylindrically to remove its dark pelt, as an African hunter the pelt of a boa. This done he turns the pelt inside out, like a pantaloon leg; gives it a good stretching, so as almost to double its diameter; and at last hangs it, well spread, in the rigging, to dry. Ere long, it is taken down; when removing some three feet of it, towards the pointed extremity, and then cutting two slits for arm-holes at the other end, he lengthwise slips himself bodily into it. The mincer now stands before you invested in the full canonicals of his calling. Immemorial to all his order, this investiture alone will adequately protect him, while employed in the peculiar functions of his office." - Herman Melville, Chapter 95 "The Cassock," Moby-Dick
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That cliff jumper has grandes cojones.
by TehPantz October 18, 2009
Get the Grandes Cojones mug.A very beautiful and fire 🔥🔥 ship that needs to happen asap. They both look very attractive and have amazing and humble personalities. It's a fan ship between two youtubers named Vanessa Merrell and Grayson Dolan 💕😍😍 Both have beautiful smiles that brighten your day 💕
Did y'all see what graynessa posted in the same day on Insta? Yaaas fangirling 😍😍
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Ahhh graynessa are so nice to their twin siblings Veronica and Ethan😩😍
by 💚💚💜💜 May 5, 2019
Get the Graynessa mug.1.Over-application of the retro look so as to appear to be wearing one's grandparent's actual clothes.
2.One who is hopelessly out of style.
2.One who is hopelessly out of style.
"I had an online date with this girl who looked like she shopped in her grandma's closet."
"' Her Grandma's Closet', is that one of those kitschy second hand stores?" I hate that shit.
" We all do, except that would have been a major step up. I'm talking literally, here. Girl was a total grandvestite. I can still smell the mothballs."
"' Her Grandma's Closet', is that one of those kitschy second hand stores?" I hate that shit.
" We all do, except that would have been a major step up. I'm talking literally, here. Girl was a total grandvestite. I can still smell the mothballs."
by Pbaddy August 22, 2009
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by wanda maximoff stan February 1, 2022
Get the grandesmarvel mug.Another name for the multi all star mlb center fielder curtis granderson. The name originated from his sweet catches and sugary attitude both on and off the field. After each time granderson hits a home run the bleacher creatures in the outfield have been known to yell, "ding the cookies are done"
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