McDonaldism

The dissonant male-specific mental state of being both (a) distressed at having gone bald, but also (b) delighted that you've gone bald because you were previously ginger. A chronic form of the classically ephemeral cognitive dissonance, McDonaldism affects around 2% of men worldwide, and 73% of men in Scotland.

See that 40 year old guy who's trying to have sexual intercourse with age-inappropriate, attached women? He's only behaving that way because he has McDonaldism.

McDonaldism by Lancaster's Second Finest August 15, 2011

McDonalds 

A place where people eat alot, get fat, and then sue to get money.

I ate at McDonalds everyday for 7 years and now I weigh 500 pounds, so I'm gonna sue them to make some cash.

McDonalds by Anonymous May 26, 2003

mcdonalds phlegm 

The greasy, phlegmy feeling one experiences not while eating McDonalds, but immediately after finishing. Typically first noticed in the parking lot. Usually accompanied with mild nausea.

Walking out to my car, I noticed the McDonalds Phlegm kicking in. Ghaack!

mcdonalds phlegm by Austinminnesotan March 11, 2015

mcdonalds internet

Used to describe a poor internet connection, usually among players of competitive online games.

Person 1: I lost because of that guy's McDonalds internet, it was so laggy

Person 2: No johns

mcdonalds internet by Kappa// August 21, 2016

McDonalds 

The only restaurant on earth where you can miss one, drive one mile, and come to another.

"Damn! We missed McDonalds!"

"Don't worry, there's another one about 2 miles up the road."

McDonalds by The Volkswaged Beatle June 27, 2005

McDonalds 

Restaurant that's sued by fat ass bitches for making them fat even though the fat ass order five supersized meals a day.

Eat responsibly.

McDonalds by Anonymous July 3, 2003

mcdonaldization 

The process by which the principles of the fast-food restaurant
are coming to dominate more sectors of our society.

mcdonalds

mcdonaldization by Lindy July 15, 2003