McDonaldism

The dissonant male-specific mental state of being both (a) distressed at having gone bald, but also (b) delighted that you've gone bald because you were previously ginger. A chronic form of the classically ephemeral cognitive dissonance, McDonaldism affects around 2% of men worldwide, and 73% of men in Scotland.

See that 40 year old guy who's trying to have sexual intercourse with age-inappropriate, attached women? He's only behaving that way because he has McDonaldism.

McDonaldism by Lancaster's Second Finest August 15, 2011

mcdonalds phlegm 

The greasy, phlegmy feeling one experiences not while eating McDonalds, but immediately after finishing. Typically first noticed in the parking lot. Usually accompanied with mild nausea.

Walking out to my car, I noticed the McDonalds Phlegm kicking in. Ghaack!

mcdonalds phlegm by Austinminnesotan March 11, 2015

mcdonalds internet

Used to describe a poor internet connection, usually among players of competitive online games.

Person 1: I lost because of that guy's McDonalds internet, it was so laggy

Person 2: No johns

mcdonalds internet by Kappa// August 21, 2016

mcdonaldization 

The process by which the principles of the fast-food restaurant
are coming to dominate more sectors of our society.

mcdonalds

mcdonaldization by Lindy July 15, 2003

mcdonalds 

1. A new innovation in disposal that gets rid of toxic waste by packaging it as food and selling it to people who don't know any better.

2. The lowest common denominator (for eating out).

3. An expression of United States cultural imperialism/cultural pollution (as seen from outside the United States). A symbol of increasing global cultural homogenization.

4. One of the best incentives for students to work hard at their studies, so that they can either a) avoid ever working there or b) stop having to work there. See mcjob.

5. An eating place that can give you malnutrition and indigestion simultaneously.

6. An evil cult hell-bent on seducing youth and molding their eating preferences for life. See happy meal, branding.

7. Outside of the United States, a symbol of America -- Frequently the target of demonstrations, riots, arson etc. in consequence if no embassy or consulate is close by.

McDonalds is invading the world -- like a virus.

mcdonalds by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 8, 2006

McDonalds Hangover 

The shitty feeling you get straight after eating a McDonalds meal, usually coupled with a 'still hungry' feeling. Usually due to all the additives and addictive ingredients in the food.

Symptoms include bloatedness, tiredness, feeling sick, feeling ridiculously full but still wanting to pump your face full of food; We call this phantom hunger. Recent studies show that McDonalds Hangovers are most common on Sunday's, with 62% occurring on this day.

Fat Girl: Man I feel aweful after eating that McDonalds but I still want more. I think I may suffer from constant munchies(Phantom Hunger)!

Fat Boy: Nah, thats just the McDonalds hangover kicking in. You are now a Maccy junkie(education)!

McDonalds Hangover by Jade Sulph-Dearing, Mark Hollins December 25, 2007

Does McDonalds Sell Cheeseburgers raW? 

No- but good use of division, teach.

Does McDonalds Sell Cheeseburgers raW?

No. Teach, plS STOP

Does McDonalds Sell Cheeseburgers raW? by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld October 7, 2021