Goose

honk honk honk honk honk

the goose goes honk

by I got the honks in the back March 2, 2020

goose

A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.

by Saints September 21, 2003

Goose

Devil incarnate. A direct relative of the dinosaurs. The most evil and devious being to ever roam the Earth, right after Adolf Hitler.

- Holy shit, this crazy goose almost killed me!

by Gregory Swan June 2, 2020

Goose

A type of waterfowl that likes to honk. They are typically not very friendly, very territorial, and like bread a lot.

Human: “Look brother, a goose”

Goose: “fuck you, you stupid waste of flesh. get off of my lawn. I want bread”

by Goose expert May 6, 2020

Goose

A cute, silly girl who is pro at making funny faces and being adoreble while also making people laugh. Like a silly goose this term is used for someone you find charming that you have adoration for.

Haha... awww your such a goose you goosie girl!

by Live4family May 3, 2018

Goose

Rubbish, crap, a bad deal, a rip off

That sandwich was goose.
What did you get for the car? £950. Goose nowhere near the asking then. (for sale for £1500)
How was the circus? crap Goose.
What did you think to the pizza? Goose.

by Yesyoucangoto September 23, 2015

goose

the drunkest, dumbest, most absurd person at the party

Mikey was definitely the goose last night, god that kid is a dumbass

by the wet d May 21, 2013