Feeding Ducks

v. dating, but one or more of the parties involved claims it isn't dating

Girl 1: America said they went on a date but Iggy said they didn't

Girl 2: It wasn't a date. They were just feeding ducks

by hahahailuvyouguys June 28, 2012

feeding the ducks

Masturbating, usually to internet pr0n.

Aaron said BRB, then proceeded to feed the ducks.

by RandomDude July 1, 2003

feeding the ducks

Pulling your plonker with emphasis on the forward stroke.

Stuart: "I caught Joey having a wank on the couch last night."

Jeff: "Was he spanking the monkey or feeding the ducks"

by Galuscio July 1, 2011

feeding the ducks

Usually a male Sexually pleasuring yourself. Can be done alone, or in the company of others. Also can be done with the help of others.

Phil said that he had to leave early to go home for dinner, but I found out later that he just went over to Stevos to feed the ducks.

by Jobot October 19, 2003

Feeding The Ducks

The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice

Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?

Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift

Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*

by RanOffOnDaPlugThrice May 29, 2018

Feeding the Ducks

Several news reports indicate that Thailand may lead the world in penis slashings, often over disputes about the common custom of men having a second wife. The act is colloquially referred to as "feeding the ducks" because that is apparently a common way of getting rid of the evidence.

The second wife was jealous of the affection the husband gave to the first wife. She spoke often of feeding the ducks. The woman severed her husbands penis in the night. The ducks looked well fed.

by ember33 July 15, 2011

Feeding the Ducks

A term for... one-somes... popular with people who have access to pr0n.

Phil said he'd Be Right Back, but we all know he was feeding the ducks.

by Flaaron July 1, 2003