The unknown creator of mankind. Believing that God or The Big
Bang created the world is propostrous, as this man IS the creator of the world. I am confident about this because I have met him and speak to him on frequent occasions. Just last week when he was ill, the whole world was swept with an evil,
dark presence, in the fact that it wasnt properly light until 11am and started to get
dark around 2pm. Until he came back, when there was a joyus amount of sunshine to have.
Not only did this man and his ancestors create our world we know and
love, but also are in many of your household products, plants, cars and food with the legendary Dixon201
car and the packet of Dixons that
broke through the potato
snack barrier in 2003.
Because they created the world the Dixon has its own breed of animal with the Dixons that live 120 years and grow up to 1ft tall: a rare household
pet. Also including the worker dixons (110 years old, 2-3ft), the battle dixons (90-110 years, 12-15ft) and the Dixon-platapus (
5 years, 6").
"A
Packet of Dixons"
"How many roads must a Dixon walk down before he's called a Dixon"
"Many Dixons make light
work"
"Mark Dixon: We
hardly knew ye"
"My Dixon is a worker, he did the fridge last week"