Crocus

A different word for dick

"Wow that crocus is huge!"

by Habsysns February 24, 2017

crocus

to be in disarray

"My focus is all crocus" when you are confused

by Shane Anderson September 28, 2003

Crocus

A bastard who chooses to actively lay in bed all day and be nothing but a useless piece of shit.

Wow, they’re such a Crocus, they should touch some grass.

by TheToyDev_ December 5, 2022

flaming crocus

A hallucinogenic...or so they say ;D

Randy: Dude, the flaming crocus was wicked last night.

by Aster Wind December 15, 2008

Crocspin

The crocspin is the act of spinning around while you are having sex with your partner of choice this makes it more fun for the both of you

"Last night I tried the crocspin and we had so much fun"

by Deonahowablo February 20, 2017

Lightning McQueen Crocs

The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.

Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs

by NaLuWaVe8o8 August 3, 2018

Crocostimpy

A terrible, fearsome creature that inhabits the Galapagos Islands. Discovered by nature show hosts Ren and Stimpy, the creature is known for its large blue nose, small brain, and its distinctive call of "Happy, Happy. Joy, Joy".

In June of '93, I had my left nostril bitten off by a Crocostimpy.

by P-faff August 14, 2006